Here’s a fun game, guys.   Using an invisible pencil, draw a line to complete the idiom and reveal the universal truth it contains!

An Apple a Day                                                                    Racism

     

A Penny Saved                                                                    Is Going to Ask You for Money

                                                                                

Beggars Can’t Be                                                                Un-Baptized Babies 

                                                                                 

A Friend in Need                                                                 Makes an Disappointing Snack

                                                                           

If at First You Don’t Succeed                                               Are Delusional in Unison

                                                                                             

The Road to Hell is Paved with                                             But Not if Don't Have a Horse                                     

Variety is the Spice of                                                         Try Taking a Nap

Those that Pray Together                                                     Business Savvy

                                                               

You Can Lead a Horse to Water                                            Is a Copper Colored Waste of Space

You liked that didn’t you?  You feel good about yourself?  You had fun?

 BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.   Lame-O!  That’s not even a real game, you FOOL! Invisible pencils don’t exist! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.  If you even tried to play it you are the most boring troll ever!  

But on a more serious note.. the next time you think about sharing an idiom with a  loved one, co-worker, or stranger, maybe try a soft pinch on the arm or a friendly butt pat instead.  It sends the same message with equal effectiveness.