Monday, May 19, 2014

EXTERIOR --DAY/OR IS IT?>


A restless and malnourished WHITE HORSE stands in a seemingly endless field of lush GREEN GRASS framed by an ominous RED SKY.

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A shirtless MIDDLE-AGED MAN bathed in red light approaches the horse, sweating profusely.

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A whip in his hand unfurls.

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The horse hoofs the ground nervously.  No ropes or chains keep it from fleeing.

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 Its large BLACK EYES show dumb terror.

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Whip clenched in his white knuckles, the mans hand raises and falls fast. 

CUT TO- UNCOMFORTABLY WIDE SHOT ENCOMPASSING MAN, HORSE, FIELD, AND SKY
The man whips the horse repeatedly and for what seems like minutes, or perhaps hours.  He shows no signs of fatigue whatsoever and bellows violent screams with each fall of the whip.  The horse, still unchained, refuses to move from the spot, crying hopelessly and contorting it head in fits of unreal pain.  The audience (you) at long last numbed to the brutality of the scene, but mesmerized perhaps out of shame or helplessness continues watching.  At the exact moment the audiences (your's) attention changes from concern and indignation to resigned spectacle, the lash falls on the horse a final time, and the horse EXPLODES IN A FIREBALL that envelopes the audience's(your) field of view.

As the fire ball subsides, front and center stands a SINGLE PACK OF FILTERED CIGARETTES.  

TITLE CARD:  INTRODUCING MARLBORO "FIRE" ("FIRE" IS ANIMATED-ON AS IF IT WERE A FIRE BRAND)

TITLE CARD: THE FIRST AND ONLY CINNAMON FLAVORED CIGARETTE.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING.

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1 comment:

  1. OMG!! These cinaflavored cigs are my absolute faves! I luv them and so does my boyfriend if you know what I mean ;). I am soooooooo stoked that someone finally made them cinnamon. I would just kill for a Dorito flavored cig though HINT HINT. LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The reason that I’m giving these cigarettes 4 starz instead of 3 is because of the commercial. :( :( :( :( I don’t like to see animals getting hurt no matter how gr8 a cigarette tastes. (Unless its Dorito flavored.) LOL!!! For reelz.. if you HAVE to beat an animal until it explodes why can’t it be a cockroach? Or a snake? I luv animals and I luv ur ciagarettes so PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ just think about it. THNX

    -sxyjgglette875

    I’m a proud American and I love American cigarettes. So why’s a man gotta be beatin' a big dog on yer dang commercial? I don’t need no fancy fireballs on my television to get me to smoke. Whatever happened to those advertisements with the cowboy and the negroes pickin' tobacco?

    -JuH8r24

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